That's why my rhymes are so cold! This track is on the following album: ), I'm talking Exodus, movement for Jew(ish?) It could also refer to Moses being high on drugs, as he was seen smoking in this part of his verse. He then inhales a joint and says, "God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf. Contents[show] Lyrics Santa Claus (1st Verse): Sweet â¦ (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments on stone plaques with a chisel, and now he wants to write an eleventh. I'll split your ass in half, like I did the Red Sea. ), You hang with elves and deer whose noses glow, (Santa is typically depicted as working with elves, who help make the presents for the children, and reindeer, who fly his sleigh. It features the Jewish grave robber, Moses Forth, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus, and his elves. 2:20. Santa Claus! You've been a naughty boy. ), When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go." ), You're a puppet for profit hungry rich motherfuckers stuffing their pockets, (Moses makes another jab at Santa Claus being a centerpiece of capitalism greed. Santa says Moses is too uptight trying to administer God's law and that he should teach the Jews to chill out and want some fun instead so they'll be happier for it. Santa is very fat and sort of looks like Papa Smurf, as they both have white beards and wear red clothing. (He backs up his claim of Moses being naughty, meaning he won't be getting any gifts this year. HISTORY Moses vs Santa Claus. There was also a Smurfs Christmas Special in which Papa Smurf was mistaken for Santa Claus.). "), ("Mofo" is slang for "motherfucker." ), I'm a prophet who stayed on a mountain for 40 nights before I came off it, (Moses traveled up Mount Sinai for forty days and forty nights, in which he received the Ten Commandments. Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. Snoop Dogg) December 10, 2012 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 rating. ), Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this, (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and selling products. Man, I represent cheer! geniuslevels - October 23, 2015. It was released on December 10th, 2012. I'll beat you ten times. Moses says he'll send out this snake again to have him attack Santa. Here, the elf tells Moses to suck Santa's balls. Santa Claus: Sweet robes, albeit one too many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! I read your book. According to the naughty list and history, Moses became the Prince of Egypt back when he was at his teenage years. ), (A prophet is an inspired teacher or proclaimer of God's will. (According to Santa, Moses appears to symbolize the look of a homeless man.). By. 2:20. You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) Click to share on LinkedIn â¦ One of the legends around Santa says that he has the ability to make snow by spitting diamonds, the hardest substance on earth, so he also means that his raps hit hard. Wan-too-many days in the sun? Thou shalt not let your children sit on a â¦ Begat deez nuts. In this year's holiday edition, comedians parody Santa Claus versus the Jewish lawgiver Moses in a YouTube video that has already gone viral with nearly 11 million views after being posted on the video-based site for a mere week. ), (One of the elves' duties is to take care of Santa's reindeer. ), (As a present, an elf holds up a GPS for Moses, saying he could use it to find the Promised Land. Santa mocks Moses, saying that he'll never have Christmas, so he'll have to deal with the lesser holiday. people, (Exodus is the book in the Bible that follows Moses's travels in leading the Jews to the Promised Land, and is used to describe the mass departure of the Jewish people. Moses says that because Santa eats too much and has become too fat, his "hood," the North Pole, should be called the "land of too much milk and honey. 2:08. I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy, (Moses says he'll beat Santa ten times in rhyme before bread leavens, or rises with yeast. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. Epic Rap Battles of History videos often consist of comedians parodying a war on words by using pop and historical figures. According to the Bible, Moses killed an Egyptian to protect a Hebrew. ', (Moses is referring to mall Santas, and how kids sit on their laps to be asked what they want for Christmas. (Moses states he is leaving for the Promised Land of Canaan, which flows with milk, honey, and apparently, drop-dead gorgeous women, or honeys, as he calls them. "ruminate") or any animal that is not cloven-hoofed but which chews cud, such as pork or, in this case, bacon. Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all. Moses vs Santa Claus. It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat ass. The punishment was to wander for 40 years. 02:47 A cold phrase generally refers to a phrase or rhyme that is cruel.). With Snoop Dogg, Nice Peter, Epic Lloyd, Elena Diaz. But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous! The auto-caption here misspells "honeys" as "honies", but no meaning is changed by the error. Santa tells Moses to write down what the elves and he say. Teach your flock to covet some fun! ), (They're Santa's helpers, but they're magic. ), Lay off the sweets fat man, you're hella chubby, (Moses tells Santa that he eats too many sweets, resulting in his weight. Buy. Nice Peter as Santa Claus and the Announcer This could also be a reference to Dr. Dre's song "The Next Episode", featuring Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg, in which the famous "Smoke weed everyday" is the last line of the song, said by Nate. You brought a plague of frogs. To the G O single D Also, because the waters of the Red Sea smothered the Egyptians after the Jews crossed it, Moses could be found to have killed them. It's kinda hard talking directly. 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